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COLUMBIA, Tenn. - A man who allegedly videotaped a friend having sex with a horse at a farm in Washington state in 2005 is now accused of performing sex acts with a horse in Tennessee.
According to an arrest warrant, Tait engaged in sex acts with a stud horse at the Double Branch Road farm over a span of several months. A complaint from a citizen prompted an investigation. The person e-mailed investigators a photo of a man who appeared to be having sex with a Shetland pony.
Source: MSNBC
Hey there folks! Tired of your neighbors taking embarrassing photos of you having sex with barnyard animals and emailing them to local law enforcement? Wish there was a way for you to commit sickening acts of depravity on livestock in a private and safe environment?
Well now you can with the all new: Barn!
A barn is a medium to large sized structure capable of being built on any property large enough to sustain livestock. Made of little more than wood and metal, a barn can either be built yourself, by a contractor, or in a fraction of the time by a team of highly trained Amish professionals.
What's more, a barn's doors can easily be fitted with a simple locking mechanism, such as a latch or lock, which when closed, prevent unwanted entry or surveillance, ensuring that your sessions of indulging in heaving horse flesh are undisturbed by outside parties!
What's that you say? You can't afford a Barn? Well worry not, for you can easily buy one on credit, and repay the loan with your farming profits or the funds you make selling your horse porn wrapped in paper bags.
And for you small pet lovers out there, we also have "the-privacy-of-your-own-goddamn-home," which ensures that you can have some intimate time with Sparky without grossing out all your neighbors.
As an alternative, you could just not have sex with animals, especially ones with genitals large enough to cause fatal injury.
You know, like most people who don't have sex with horses and are better off for it?
2 comments:
I find the legal precedence this case sets is horrifying, lets say in some state it is illegal to take your children to school and people video tape it and you are prosecuted for said crime in that state despite not committing this crime there. Way to go America, I thought states had their own rights. Not that I support animal fucking, but it is legal in Washington.
Well apparently its illegal now.
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