As I sit here, writing this blog, I watch "Ilove the New Millenium", VH1's latest attempt to mine nostalgic gold from our collective sub-conscious.
Now i love the "I love the" series. Its a self absorbed, petty, superficial look at the fads of yesteryear and I am fine with that. Hell, "I Love the 80's" began the revivalist movement of this decade. As previously stated, I myself am a big fan of the 90's and cannot wait until we can look upon my cherished decade with nostalgic bliss and humorous embarrassment.
But i believe that I have a moral imperative to say this:
"Ilove The New Millennium" is a sin against the universe. That is right. Not against Society. Not against God. Not even against Nature. Its a sin against the fabric of the universe.
Evil morbid things happened to make this show possible. Dark alliances were formed with evil entities. Human Sacrifices to forgotten gods were made. And for some God forsaken reason, Amy Lee of Evanescence has a spray on tan.
The innocent have been corrupted: the Goths have been made to be prep.
*lights a cigarette*
Well... might as well keep watching =/
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