I really needed a laugh

It comes in at about 0:40 and has to be the funniest statement ever made in reference to Barack Obama.



It suprises me to see that we still have racists in this country. Although in a few of these peoples defense, i do not think they would even call themselves racist. A few simply stated that they would rather "vote for Hilary" rather than not "vote for Obama". The fact that he's Muslim bothered me a little bit, but then I guess i have to trust the fact that if he wanted to completely change America into a Taliban like Muslim Theocracy, he would have a lot of work to do. The way this country is supposed to work is that neither the President nor the Senate or Congress (I honestly dont remember which has more power) has complete and uncontested power. Recently, this system has been problematic, especially when the Majority of the Senate calls for a declaration to end the war and Bush just vetoes it once and its defeated.

Finally, Im registered to vote and for once I'm excited. Now if my canidate does not win, I have the right to gloat "dont blame me, i voted for the other guy" (or girl, should I decide to Vote for hilary, but honestly, I dont see that happening since she's vowed to take my games). This newly given right to gloat is something precious to me, since I secretly dispise my fellow man.

I'm registered as independent because I am morally opposed to the idea of labeling myself as one party or another. Once you do that, immedietly people begin to label you as one thing or another, assuming you stand for certain values just because you are a Democrat or Republican. Normally, I would not give, what the common lexicon would call "two shits" about what people thought about me. The only problem is that once I'm labelled as "Democrat" or "Republican", ill end up getting phone calls and emails on how I "should do this and that" and "how I have to stand up and support a cause to the bitter end" when all I really want to do is play some Team Fortress 2 and be left the fuck alone.

Come election day, I think im gonna vote for Obama, because lets face it: Hillary is far too conservative for my tastes. She's calling for Federal regulation on Video Game ratings (something not even the film and recording industry have to put up with) and once you do that, you have just lost all sympathy from me. Furthermore, there is no way I am putting another Republican in office, no matter what occurs.

If I wanted to get choked to death by a sadistic Oil Baron from Texas, I'd just move to Texas.